September 26, 2012

  • Don't Hate Me Because I am Beautiful...

    ...Hate me because

     

    I wear penguins on my sweaters.

    My children don't turn out like I want them to

    I love my small yappy lap dogs.

    I don't drink beer.

    I sing the wrong words to songs, on purpose..

    I am a reading/book addict.

    I've been known to keep small farm animals in the bathroom.

    I am a terrible correspondent.

    I am allergic to laundry.

    By night I am a totally different character.

    I can't say 'no'.

    I will dance the funky chicken in my kitchen.

    I knit in bed.

    I love raw seafood.

    Even though I can cook, I don't.

     

    I mean, if you're going to hate me at least make it for a good reason.

     

    or was that sweaters on my penguins?!
     
     

Comments (5)

  • i hate you because you thought of rainbow text before i did.

  • @skeptic42 - Whew!  At least it isn't for something silly!

  • Great post! Raw seafood =  SASHIMI and I love it! Loved the colored text. Thanks for coming by to visit. I always like new friends. Come back any time and have a super weekend!

  • Thanks for letting me know why I should hate you. I really dislike hating people for the wrong reasons.

    Don't hate me because  I have been married to the same woman for 57 years.

    Hate me because I am an old white retired male, bleeding Social Security and Medicare to death by bankruptcy.

    Or, I got to Hawaii once a year.

    Or, my wife never divorced me so she could get even.

    Or my kids are not in prison or on drugs.

    Alas, I am  a mess.

    frank

  • @ANVRSADDAY - I'm glad to see you've seen the light about hate.  It should be a fickle thing.

    Thanks for stopping by!

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