November 2, 2012
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It took me all morning to write the little bit I actually got to:
FIRST I had to read and respond to various and sundry xangans. Watch out for the sundry ones!
Then I had to field at least 27 political calls. Because it seems there are always political calls coming thru.
Finally my hubby kept reminding me of things I really should have been doing. I know, I know, I'm in shock - there are other things to do rather than sitting at the computer?! So, I'd get up and do them and then run back here and get back to the important things...
So when I finally got down to write, I found some totally fun quotes that I blatantly stole. If I knew who they were from, well of course I would tell you. Without further ado (adieu, adieu to yu & yu & yu):
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
You can name your own salary here - I like to call mine Fred.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
If it weren't for Edison, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight.
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Gotta run, the phone's ringing again!
Comments (11)
Cute... and every one an original. Other than the glass half full beginning, I've never heard any of these - but loved them all. I especially liked the "smile" one.
Well, then thank God for Edison. I hate watching tv in the dark
Nice quotes
I loved these sayings. I like lack of preparation. Lol
Frank
Yes I always stop to think and forget to start again. But then I am senile.
Good stuff.
I forget to stop and think and just keep going, so far I am not the nut that is scattered on the road.
These are hilarious xoxo
@Parker_Texas - I smile a lot. I blame myself for that.
@blonde_apocalypse - I know, right?!
@angys_coco & @Want2FitIn2Fat2Fit- thanks
@ANVRSADDAY - I specialize in a lack of preparation. I think I spend too much time on the computer so I have to improvise frequently.
@Grannys_Place - I hear you and I commiserate - although I blame the change at this point.
@alterEGGO - if you see that fork in the road, take it. - (with apologies to Yogi Berra)
I thought it was, if you see a fork in the road take it, the next restaurant may not have clean forks and it will come in handy.
Hehe! This made me smile! Thanks for the grin!
Hahaha - I enjoyed those sayings. I love stuff like that!
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