November 6, 2012
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More stolen unknown quotes
While he is not dumber than an ox, he's not appreciably smarter either.
Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? (and just how do they get mineral oil?)
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Comments (6)
I love brains cell some and brain cells go, but fat cells remain forever:)
@Grannys_Place - MINE certainly do.
and the brain cells are leaving like rats on a sinking ship... ah menopause you don't have to worry about watching re-runs.
hahhahaha - wait - what re-runs
My associate has had hot flashes for 10years now. I wonder what will be her heating bill?
If you could trade fat cells for brain cells who would be left to trade them with?
A Dutchman was explaining to an American about the colors of his flag. When we get taxed we see red, when we see the tax bill we get white, and when we pay the bill we see blue.
The American responded: Yeah we feel the same way and we also see stars.
Ha you're a goober
@mlbncsga -
@PPhilip - Good ones!
@ChainBracelets - lol!
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