November 6, 2012

  • More stolen unknown quotes

    While he is not dumber than an ox, he's not appreciably smarter either.

    Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.

    My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

    Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? (and just how do they get mineral oil?)

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away.

    With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

    No trees were killed in sending this message.  However, a large number of electrons were highly inconvenienced!

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