November 11, 2005

  • Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

    Hate me because:

    I wear penguins on my sweaters.

    I love my small yappy lap dogs.

    I sing the wrong words to songs, on purpose.
    I am a reading/book addict.

    I am a terrible correspondent.
    I'm disgustingly cheerful in the morning.

    My children don't turn out like I want them too.
    I don't drink beer.

    Even though I can cook, I don't.
    I can't say "no".
    I really enjoy my job.
    I knit in bed.
    I love raw seafood.
    By night, I am a totally different character.

    I mean, if you're going to hate me, at least make it for a good reason!

Comments (5)

  • Oh please, like I'd ever hate you And damnit woman, I may've only spent one night in your company () but I hope you're NOT different!!!

    PS - Apparently penguins are cool now

  • Nope, none of those reasons are good enough, I'm afraid you'll have to try harder...

  • OK, the only one that "glitches" me is the raw seafood. As for me, cooked is good!

  • ryc: I'm usually protected only, but feel free to subscribe and I'll add you to the list!

  • I hate you because you don't blog!  Or at least not ones I can read.    Actually I don't hate you at all,. I think you're really great

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