May 23, 2006

• I know, I know, I suck. 

  What can I say that will make a difference?  My spleen had been removed with a blender?  The chickens have taken over the computer?  The jaguar is in the shop and all my fingers broke so I couldn't type.  You know the routine.  Life's a bitch, and then you move to Kentucky or maybe Guam.

  Life goes on and that river has rushed me away.  I mean I can't believe that almost half a year(??!!?) has gone by and I'm in my own little la la land and not visiting you wonderful people.  Shit, I'm starting to sound like an old lady.  Wait, next thing you know I'll be needing the walker just to go to the fridge.

  Some poor souls even tell me they stop over here just to see if I've returned.  Sad, isn't it?!  WELL I'M NOT!  So fukit.

  The End.

  see ya later - you know I can't stay mad at you forever

  • 8:37 pm
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