January 30, 2004

• I stole this from blackhat who in turn stole it from matt0239 who took it from aleph.

  Yes or No:

  You keep a diary:
  No.  I used to write my thoughts on my bedroom wall when I was a
  child and when I couldn't take my 'diary' with me when we moved I
  decided not to bother anymore.

  You like to cook: Yes.  Especially while standing in jello.

  You fold your underwear: No, the creases would bother me.

  You talk in your sleep: No I talk enough in my wake.

  You set your watch a few minutes ahead:  Yes, I like to get somewhere early to catch me coming in late.

  You believe in love: 
  Yes.  What's not to believe?  Maybe some don't have it, but
  there is still love, kapish?  Oh, you mean do I believe in love for me?  Yes.

  ...sofar pretty boring...

  Last...

  Movie you saw:  On the DVD, Indecent Proposal.  In the theater, Pirates of the Caribbean.  Yes, it has been a while.

  TV show you've watched:  I do not watch television.  I don't believe in the advertising.

  Song that was stuck in your head:  "Potato" by Cheryl Wheeler.  This is a highly addictive song.  You have been warned.

  Person you've called:  I called my husband a sweetheart, does that count?

  Person that's called you:  a solicitor - and no, I didn't buy anything, jerk.

  Person you were thinking of: My son.  He's home sick and keeping me from going out.  Well, not really.

  ...still pretty boring IMHO...

  Do...

  You drink: Through my mouth.  I find it easier than any other orifice.

  You do drugs: Reality is weird enough without altering it.

  You smoke:  Only through my ears when I'm mad.

  You like cleaning: Tricky
  question.  I don't mind it when I get to it, but I don't spend a
  lot of time cleaning... I figure there is more important things to do
  in life.

  You write in cursive or print: Both, sometimes in the same paragraph depending on which hand I write with.

  You carry a donor card: Yes, you can have my children when I die.

  You wish you could live somewhere else: Yes, I'd like to get away from the influence of the US government at the moment.  

  Number...

  Of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: None.

  Of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A few.

  Of boys/girls I have kissed: Being 'old' I can't remember the number here...

  Of people I've slept with: ...or here, heh.

  Of times I have had my heart broken:  Several.  I remember the tears more than the guys.

  Of hearts I have broken:  a couple. 

  Of times I have been in love: Several, that's why my heart was broken. 

  Of things in my past that I regret:  1.

  ...Well, that wasn't really very revealing...

  If...

  Someone were spying on you, what embarrassing fact would they discover? That I masturbate while doing the 'Funky Chicken'.  I don't try to hide anything tho-

  One song could be regarded as your personal anthem, what would it be?  "Potato" by Cheryl Wheeler.

  ...luckily that section was short...

  What...

  Do you hope to learn tomorrow? How to feed the masses with loaves and fishes or tuna-pea wiggle whichever I can find the ingredients for in my cupboard.

  Is one risk are you not willing to take?   Doing the 'Funky Chicken' in public.

  Is your most alluring quality?  Alluring?  Um, my left pinky.

  Is one thing have you never done before?  Fed the masses with tuna-pea wiggle.

  Stereotype do you refuse to agree with?  I don't like to stereotype people, unless they are Fleener's customers.

  Makes you laugh uncontrollably?   Bad art.

  Dirty word always makes you laugh?  Tit.

  Jeopardy category would you be good at?  "Balloon Animals"  But I'm pretty sure I'd miss the $500 question.

  ...Actually I lied about two of these but you'll have to guess which ones...

  • 11:38 am
  • 28 Comments