February 9, 2004

  • So I get busy and all kinds people stopped in for a visit! and
    I didn't even have any cookies or anything to give you all.  I'm
    in the thick of 'hell week' for my play and I haven't been around much.

    But I find I have to defend my honor in an odd way...not
    truthful?!  Never!  Sure I embellished, but who
    doesn't.  I even told you I lied twice... so where did I
    lie?  Let me paraphrase my answers and show you.

    Yes or No:

    No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes... see, I was truthful here...

    Last...
    All the same and truthful here.

    Do...
    yes, no, no, same as answered for the next two questions, yes, and yes.  All truthful here...

    Number...
    all these answers were also pretty self explanatory AND, I really
    don't remember the numbers exactly.  Not trying to be private or
    funny or anything, I'm just bad with numbers.  I am a right
    brained person.

    If...
    So, here's the first lie... and THYRIO
    explained why, one can not masturbate while dancing the 'Funky
    chicken.'  The hands are in the wrong place.  Well, maybe one
    can be extremely creative and CAN figure out a way to masturbate like
    this but I don't bother.  I have many other things to do, like
    pouring water on things.

    What...
    Ah Ha!  Here's the second lie.  I would risk doing the 'Funky Chicken' in public, because I do theater and hang out with children.

    So, I'm sorry if I made you re-read the whole thing, but I had to
    defend my honor.  Thanks for stopping by.  I guess I seem to
    be in xanga semi-hibernation.  I will be around to comment as I
    catch a few minutes here and there.

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